I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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