the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
