Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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