i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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