it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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