Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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