Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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