what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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