1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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