and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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