I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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