i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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