but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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