Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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