I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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