This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
