You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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