I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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