laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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