try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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