all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
where does the pee come out of this thing
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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