yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
