Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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