Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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