How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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