what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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