im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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