And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
