did you get engaged???
just tell him i said nine months
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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