I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
where am i from again
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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