Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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