Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm really into asian looking animals
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
