My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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