do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We need to get me chipped asap
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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