I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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