I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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