Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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