using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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