hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You're a waste of cheezeits
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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