Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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