I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize