my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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