Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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