I want to stick my p in your. b.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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