it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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