Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
