I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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