Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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