dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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