Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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