I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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