I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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