yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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