his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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