the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
this is an emotional support booty call
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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