He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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