I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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